Life is filled with people who think once halloween is over, you can't be scary anymore.

Fuckin' lightweights!

For those of us who are ALWAYS in touch with the really, really FUN bits, one of my most excellent buddies is hosting Seasons Bleedings on the 18th in Portland, Oregon:

www.seasonsbleedings.com/

I am especially happy to announce that two of our most recent short movies are going to be in this festival: the Portland-shot "Innsmouth Legacy" and a comedy we made last spring called "Con of the Dead", which is one of the funniest damn zombie movies to come down the rotten pustulant pike.

So, on December 18, you could possibly go to that uptight corporate "holiday party" and watch the same photocopy chick get drunk and mash her skanky boyfriend in the back while everyone else TRIES to not notice and compares each other's spouses, or you could come out to the Bossanova, have a helluva time, whoop it up with people who are there to laugh and scream, and leave shaking your head that so much outrageousness is still legal.

You know, 'cause I believe in choice. ;)

Pass the word around, too:

December 18, at the Bossanova Ballroom 722 East Burnside in Portland. Activity: hella fun! Warning: Fuck warnings -- just be there!

Cheers and giblets,

Edward